(Retro) Squawks
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Squawks
22 feb 2005 01:00"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft(P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
(S) #2 Propeller seepage normal – #1, #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
(S) Evidence removed(P) Friction lock cause throttle levers to stick
(S) That’s what they’re there for(P) Number three engine missing
(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search(P) Aircraft handles funny
(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious(P) Target Radar hums
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