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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: boring?
You: what?
Stranger: i feel boring .and u?
You: oooh
You: i feel pretty excited actually
Stranger: a ~~~~~tell me why
You: well. the whole concept about being able to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger just like this. it’s quite.. different
You: don’t you think?
You: i mean i talk to people over the internet everyday and have done so since like.. forever. but never with strangers, never random
You: i’m from sweden. where are you from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: china…
You: wow
You: that’s faaaaaar away
Stranger: my uncle is in sweden
You: oh, how come?
Stranger: maybe.walk..
You: hmm… walk? is he here on a hikingtrip? like a vacation or something?
You: hellooo
Stranger: its a joke..he lives there a few years ago
You: oh i’m sorry i didn’t catch the joke :)
Stranger: dont care
You: so what a bout you then? what’s your name? my name is Mikael
Stranger: You are very polite .pretty good
You: ofcourse i am polite. you are a stranger to me, i want to make a good impression!
Stranger: i dont have an english name
Stranger: yea
Stranger: ha
You: oh you can’t write it with these letters?
You: only in chinese?
You: hmm… but can you try to describe what it sounds like when you say it?
Stranger: i dont speak english u konw
You: yeah i understand
You: but like…
You: if i tried to illustrate my name it would be like.. “meekaeel”
You: not sure if that makes any sence
You: sense*
Stranger: oh..lee xun.
Stranger: thats my name .
You: hello lee xun!
You: nice to meet you!
Stranger: lee is my first name just like your family name …..that
Stranger: nice to meet you.too
Stranger: u r a nice guy
You: so your name is Lee, and you and your family are named **** Xun?
Stranger: no
You: thank you. and you are a nice guy/girl
You: oh did i get it wrong?
Stranger: guy
You: So Lee is the family name
Stranger: yeah in your culture maybe i should be called xun lee
You: aaah i see
You: with our way of naming then yes, you would be called xun lee, but that doesn’t matter :) hello xun!
You: how are you today?
You: by the way. what time is it over there?
Stranger: hahahah~~~~~~~fine.
Stranger: i just want to say
Stranger: 3.47.am
You: oh, very late/very early
You: how come you’re awake at 3.47am?
Stranger: i cant sleep .
Stranger: obsession maybe
You: something special that makes you stay awake? or is it always hard to sleep?
Stranger: i sleep late as usual
You: i do that too
You: how old are you?
You: i am 26
Stranger: ha
Stranger: 19
You: so you go to school? or work already?
Stranger: what’s the time there
You: here it’s umm… 9.50pm
Stranger: in a university
You: or 21.50 since we use the 24hour-clock
Stranger: whats your job?
You: university? cool. what do you study?
You: i work as a support technichian, registry, and customer information representative at an internet service provider here in Stockholm, Sweden
Stranger: cut film
You: oh.. the art of filmmaking!
You: is it fun?
Stranger: maybe. but not only film
Stranger: not yet.
Stranger: i didnt learn about it
Stranger: your work seems good
You: yes we have fun at work, i work with very fun people, we laugh and joke a lot all day long so i look forward to going to work everyday
You: it is pretty special
Stranger: thats soooooo great
You: by the way. i am trying to adapt my language to not use too advanced words to make sure that we understand eachother, please tell me if i say something that you don’t understand
You: yes it’s great! i’m very happy where i am now, i want to continue to work here forever
You: best job i ever had
Stranger: did u have any other job?
You: many
Stranger: b4?
Stranger: like
You: i’ve worked at several other internet service providers, i worked telecom (regular ground phonelines), i worked a couple of café’s
You: worked with fixing/repairing/building windows+frames
You: you know windows as in those you have on houses and apartments
You: i’ve had like 10 employers i think
You: 10 jobs.
Stranger: how coool
You: yeah the windows-business was pretty nice actually, i would probably have stayed if they didn’t go bankrupt and closed
Stranger: thats difficult to me…
You: how do you mean?
Stranger: i cant understand what does it mean…especially in english
You: ah
You: i try again
You: wait
Stranger: u dont have to explain it for me.really
Stranger: i mean it.
You: when i worked with repairing windows (those you have on houses and open to get air inside) i thought it was very fun, but they had to stop working because there was no money
You: oh sorry
You: :)
Stranger: ha such a nice man
You: what about you then? how come you want to study filmclipping?
Stranger: i like it but there is no cooperation
Stranger: i mean only i like it
You: hmm.. they don’t help you much? or what do you mean?
Stranger: hmm….
Stranger: feel like they dont want to filming
You: oh
You: that is not good
Stranger: may I see some website in Sweden
You: OOOOOOOH I JUST UNDERSTOOD YOUR JOKE!
You: about your uncle!
You: :D
You: hahah it’s very funny :D
Stranger: o m g~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: i told my wife that we are talking and told her about your joke, and she got it and explained it to me :)
Stranger: you have a smart wife
You: haha yes i do :)
You: well a website in swedish you want..
You: how about my blog
You: http://drf.teflonminne.se
Stranger: I will browse everyday
You: but you won’t understand it?
Stranger: i joked
You: oooh :D
You: haha
You: i feel stupid
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: what?
You: no :D i just feel stupid that i don’t get the jokes :D you are funny!
Stranger: ooh.its not enough fun
You: yes it is!
You: i’m sitting here in my sofa laughing in real life because it was really fun :)
You: i promise!
Stranger: i really fun when i
Stranger: speak chinese
Stranger: 难道不是吗?
You: hahaha
You: i don’t know what to say :D
You: wait
You: oooh
You: yes it is :D
Stranger: translation?! u may ask me
You: 我可以玩這個遊戲太
Stranger: hahahahah
You: the internet is wonderful :)
Stranger: Swede is wonderful
You: wait a minute, i must go get something more to drink
You: i will be back very soon
Stranger: 我可以玩這個遊戲太 what u want to say?
You: i can play this game too
You: is what i wanted to say
Stranger: yea.dont believe computer
Stranger: 太 is not the mean ..tooo
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: this one is ‘too’————也
Stranger: 太 means too + adj
You: oh.. like.. too much? too yellow?
Stranger: ye
You: i understand
Stranger: hokus pokus
You: i wish i knew your written language, i find it very cool
You: hahaha
Stranger: what s that?
You: hokus pokus?
Stranger: yes
You: it’s something magicians say when they do a trick
You: “hokus pokus” *pulls rabbit out of hat*
Stranger: its really cool
You: :)
You: i am very glad that we are talking with each other
Stranger: me .也
You: to think that there is almost the whole planet between you and me
You: and we can talk like we are in the same room
You: haha me 也
Stranger: maybe u have a deeper feeling than.me
You: how do you mean?
Stranger: You engaged in this industry
You: in the internet? yes
Stranger: yes so u know more about it
Stranger: u’ll feel more
You: but i am happy not because of the internet.
i am happy because i am talking with you, a human that i will probably never meet in real life.
i am happy because i am talking with you, a human that i will probably never meet in real life.
You: we are here, talking with eachother… we will never meet in reality
You: but still we can talk and have fun, and joke
Stranger: ha
You: do you live at home with your parents? or have you got your own place?
Stranger: first time on omegle ?
Stranger: in school
You: yes. or well. i talked with three people before you. 1 was swedish, 1 was a guy trying to get a girl, and 1 just disconnected.
Stranger: live with other students
You: aha
You: in a collective
You: as it is called over here atleast
You: is it fun?
Stranger: so so .i m a cold man really
You: cold man?
You: hmm..
You: not very social?
Stranger: not good at getting on well with others
You: i see
You: but you get along well with me?
You: when you can talk through letters on screen?
Stranger: i dont know if they can understand me
Stranger: what u mean
You: i mean: is it easy for you to get along well with others when you talk like this? like we are doing now.
You: instead of talking with people in a room, using your voice
Stranger: maybe .maybe u r right.
Stranger: so why is that
You: i don’t know. but i feel the same.
You: i am much better at speaking with people when i talk like you and me do now
You: probably because we can think about what we say?
You: we have time to think about what we should say to eachother
You: that time we do not have when someone is standing right in front of us
Stranger: yea .talk in voice will expose ourselves
You: yes
You: stress
Stranger: u feel so?
You: i do sometimes, not always.
You: but pretty much
Stranger: yeah.OK~~.how much money you can get each month
You: wow. that was a fast change of subject
Stranger: my style
You: hahaha
You: i like it
You: :)
You: what kind of currency would you like it in?
Stranger: up to u ~why
You: well what currency do you have in china?
Stranger: RMB
You: xxxxxxxxxxxx Chinese yuan
You: that is my monthly salary
Stranger: thats much
You: well not for me, i pay for me, my wife, and our kids
You: and stuff here is way more expensive than it is for you
Stranger: how much kids u have.
You: 2
Stranger: they will be happy .
You: i hope so
You: i don’t have much money left to spend on them though
Stranger: most chinese families have only one child
Stranger: your wife doesnt work right?
You: correct
You: yes
Stranger: my parents work to pay for my family.
You: yes?
You: we all do that
You: pay for our families i mean
Stranger: i mean both my mother and father works
You: ok
You: to pay for your education you mean?
Stranger: almost
You: yes we have another system here
You: the governments takes 33% of everything we earn through work
You: and uses that money to pay for services provided
You: including almost all education
Stranger: 33%is so much
You: yes
You: it is crazy
Stranger: but governments pay for the education
Stranger: and u have 2 kids
Stranger: calculate
You: governments pay for the education until they’re 18 years old, after that they have to loan money themselves
You: so to take your study (filmclipping) they would have to loan money and pay later
You: and still we working people have to pay 33% of our money every month to the government
You: i am not very pleased
You: by the way, xun, do you have MSN/ICQ?
Stranger: not yet .wait
Stranger: install
You: :)
Stranger: i didnt use it before
Stranger: we use QQ
You: oh
You: never heard of it. is it a chinese program?
Stranger: chinese use it
You: ah
You: almost every person over here uses MSN or ICQ
You: MSN is more popular among the young people
Stranger: most popular
You: ICQ is most popular with us 22+
You: since MSN was not invented when we started chatting
Stranger: its slow when u use it in china
You: msn & icq?
You: is slow?
Stranger: i said i didnt use them b4
You: yes
Stranger: i heard from my roommate
You: oh ok
Stranger: i mean msn
You: ok
Stranger: whats your MSN number
You: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: o k
Stranger: i should register one
You: gmail.com? yes they’re very good
Stranger: i have a gmail be4
Stranger: but is not convenient for me
You: ok
Stranger: i got to sleep
Stranger: it too early
Stranger: 4.59~
You: why don’t you add me to msn? so we can speak more?
Stranger: installing~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: 48%
You: :)
Stranger: my e-mail xxxxxxxxxxxx…
Stranger: xxxxx. u didn’t heard be4 right
You: no :)
You: i just sent an add-request to you
You: Netease.com, Inc. nsadmin@corp.netease.com
7FL, Netease Building, No 16, KeYun Rd
ZhongShan Av. GuangZhou IT Harbor
Guangzhou, Guangdong 510665
CN
+86-20-85106370 fax: +86-20-85551592
7FL, Netease Building, No 16, KeYun Rd
ZhongShan Av. GuangZhou IT Harbor
Guangzhou, Guangdong 510665
CN
+86-20-85106370 fax: +86-20-85551592
Stranger: ha ~.thanks .
Stranger: ah?
You: just checked owners of 163.com :)
Stranger: so ?
You: nothing :)
Stranger: i didnt receive your email yet but
Stranger: i should sleep.
You: well. if you have to go (sleep). i wish to thank you for talking with me, xun.
i wish you well in your studies, and i hope that we will talk again.
i wish you well in your studies, and i hope that we will talk again.
Stranger: remember my email address?
You: i have saved your address
Stranger: thats good. bye.
Besviken
Om jag hade tillhört skaran som röstade på något annat än MP i förra valet så hade jag känt mig riktigt, riktigt sviken idag. Jag känner mig förvisso fortfarande sviken men inte på samma sätt, om min röst hade – pff, stor chans – gått till talibansen(alliansen) så skulle jag nog våndats långt mer än vad jag gör denna midsommarafton i Sverige.
Känslan jag tog med mig från demonstrationen utanför riksdagshuset var en av optimism, vänskap och soliditet, känslan jag sitter med idag är oundvikligen en av svek, besvikelse och misströstan. Jag lever i ett land där inte en enda människa av de som styr representerar mig varken till partitillhörighet eller till åsikter. Jag är en intern flyktig, en politisk abrovink, en fotnot i FRA’s allomfattande datacenter.
Jag är BESVIKEN.
Besviken på hur jag tvingas betala dessa riksdagsledamöters löner trots att de inte ens ser till att vara närvarande i röstpodiet när det gäller. Särskilt den där jävla quislingen Federley, det aset som borde landsförvisas för sitt jävla röstfiske och spel för gallerierna.
Besviken på hur uppenbart det var att alliansen spelade rävspel i riksdagen med extra många talarplatser för att dra ut på tiden så att de “integritetsmässiga” förändringarna i den integritetsupphävande FRA-lagen hade tid att införas.
Besviken på gammelmedia som haft ett år på sig att vända opinionen men bestämde sig för att låtsas som ingenting förrän två dagar innan det var försent.
Besviken på hur jag inom en nära framtid kommer leva i ett land som det skrattas åt utanför landsgränsen, det där landet som helt plötsligt bestämde sig för att det forna östtyskland är en modell att sträva efter.
Jag är alltså BESVIKEN. Svekt av mitt lands styre.
Hur som helst så var det extremt härligt att se uppslutningen utanför riksdagshuset i onsdags, alla som (enligt mig) betyder något i bloggosfären var där, många kramar och handskak blev det (Drottningen, jag hade kramat dig om jag inte råkade få kortslutning och trodde att du var en av Josh’s kompisar vid introduktionstillfället) och det kändes mycket bra även om det visade sig att vad folket tycker spelar ingen roll i Sverige.
Jag känner mig för fan landsförvisad trots att jag bor mitt i skiten. Jag har ingen ork att flytta utomlands eftersom jag älskar mitt jobb och även företaget jag arbetar för, så vad ska jag göra?
Från och med 1 januari 2009 kommer jag att inkludera en lista med triggerfraser i alla mina e-postmeddelanden, IM-meddelanden, telefonsamtal och övrig korrespondens, jag tänker dedikera min tid till att orsaka så mycket “suspekt” trafik som det bara går och jag uppmuntrar er alla till att göra detsamma, att skapa så mycket overhead som möjligt känns som det enda rätta att göra i det läget vi befinner oss i.
Det här landet är just nu förpassat till en total revision av dess image, att sälja IT i Sverige till internationella kunder kommer att bli omöjligt, att fortsätta profilera sig som “det mest uppkopplade landet i världen” är kört, att överhuvudtaget slå sig för bröstet på något sätt kommer att bli omöjligt eftersom den stora svarta fläcken FRA kommer att överskugga allt.
Vår regering, den regering som NI HAR VALT (ni vet vilka ni är era jävla landsförrädare) har sålt ut hela landet i ett enda svepande slag, Sverige som IT-nation är förpassat till historien med gammelmedias och regeringens goda minne. Ja, jag buntar ihop er, gammelmedia är minst lika skyldiga som regeringen själv, de hade gott om tid att göra något åt detta, att lägga tryck på de inblandade, att visa var skåpet ska stå. Men de valde att låtsas som ingenting ända fram till att det var på tok försent. Ett svek av omätbar storlek och något jag kommer att hålla mot dem långt framöver.
Jag är besviken, jävligt besviken, jag är en intern landsflykting som söker IT-asyl, save me.
Bloggat om FRA sedan stats- och bifallet (listan ärligt stulen från Rick Falkvinge): Blogge Bloggelito, Supermumin, Brygubben, Rasmus (liberal), MissEvils svarta hjärta, Motbilder, lambda ship-state, Dexion, KATTKORGEN, Christermagister, Lennart Holmlund, Ögonblick i norr, Eva-Lenas blogg, Tommy K Johansson, Konc i ett nötskal, Bloggtidningen, Bloggen som säkert, josephzohn | gås blogger, Basic personligt, älskade dumburk, Mats Tankar, the real mymlan, Magazine HumbleBee, sundmark.eu – arvet förpliktigar, Tomas sida, Blogge Bloggelito igen, Supermumin igen, Brygubben igen, Rasmus (liberal) igen, MissEvils svarta hjärta igen, Motbilder igen, lambda ship-state igen, Dexion igen, KATTKORGEN igen, Christermagister igen, Lennart Holmlund igen, Ögonblick i norr igen, Eva-Lenas blogg igen, Tommy K Johansson igen, Konc i ett nötskal igen, Bloggtidningen igen, Bloggen som säkert igen, josephzohn | gås blogger igen, Basic personligt igen, älskade dumburk igen, Mats Tankar igen, the real mymlan igen, Magazine HumbleBee igen, sundmark.eu – arvet förpliktigar igen, Tomas sida igen, WitchBitch, Enligt Min Humla, Svensson, strötankar och sentenser, urban_anjar’s blog, Sultans politiska blogg, Carl Melin, Elin Nordén -humorbloggen!, Opassande, Opassande igen, Eva Hedesand Lundqvist, Bo Widegren, Lars Olofssons Teknikblogg, I hell-mans värld, Johanna Vikar – Swedish Model, Tankar från Martin Henriksson, andra sidan, johaneriksson.se, El Rubio talar, Besökaren 2.0, Röd Libertarian, fristedt.org, Nils blogg, rough.surface, Bloggen blogg muthafuckas!, Knapsu bloggar, jonas – en annan tid, Kattkorgen #3, Johan Ronström, Loci.se, Conjoiner, Creativedirector.se, Blogge Bloggelito #3, Björn Wadström – ettan, Leiph Berggren, Framtidstanken, Trottens Betraktelser, Politik, Funderingar och foton, Åsiktstorped, Motbilder #3, Mats Andersson – Ståuppkomiker!, Offentliga affärer, lambda ship-state #3, the real mymlan #3, Azblog, Konc i ett nötskal #3, Klocklös i Tiden – Freudianska fel, Den osynliga bloggen, satmaran, Stationsvakt, Ryggraden, Rick Falkvinge (pp), Åsiktstorped igen, Knapsu bloggar igen, Mad World, Roger Jönsson, Björn Wadström – on all sides, Daniel Feldt, Magazine HumbleBee #3, Dexion #3, Offentliga affärer igen, Hultins tankegång, Gabrielles blogg, Klura – funderingar om stort och s…, Livet på Ölandsgatan, Tobbe’s blogg, Beta Alfa, gardebring.com | anders.nu, Drottningsylt, Kverulant.se, Sassas samlade svammel 2, Dexion #4, Ting och Tankar, Reza Javid, No size fits all, andra sidan igen, media:screen, Enligt Min Humla igen, deep.edition, Conjoiner igen, WitchBitch igen, Lennart Regebro, urban_anjar’s blog igen, Gester…med ord, Nonsens, garrar och allt därimellan, Opassande #3, Cynism, Attila, Klura – funderingar igen, rstvideo.com – en blogg om film, Rick Falkvinge (pp) igen, the real mymlan #4, rough.surface igen, Basic personligt #3
Vlog: Borlänge, nikotinistens nemesis
Nuff said.
Vlog: Uncut
Blev lite mörkare än vad jag hade trott, men eftersom videoredigeringsverktyget jag spenderade 45 minuter med att snoka fram, ladda ned och installera, visade sig sakna möjligheten att öka ljusstyrkan och kontrasten så skrek jag tyst i mitt inre och knöt näven i fickan för att sedan likt en lydig liten bloggare skicka upp klippet ändå.
Wiiiiiii!
Vlog: Bloggarträff
Den här skulle egentligen åkt upp igår kväll innan jag blev hämtad av Niclas, men blip.tv suger tydligen apstjärt när det kommer till crossposting, så.
När jag har tid ska jag skriva lite mer om mötet, tills dess får det räcka med att säga att det knappast blev någon pinsam tystnad, eller tystnad alls.
